Woman rescued by fire brigade after trying to retrieve her own poo in date mishap
The reaction to poodate has been a mix of sympathy the GoFundMe page to cover the cost of the broken window has smashed its goal , and incredulity. Lots of us have heard this story, in some guise, before. This is the third Tinder-date-gone-wrong story involving faeces I myself have been told just in the last month. Snopes, the online fact-checking site, has a shedload of examples of similar stories , all busted as pure folklore. While we can assume the poodate story is actually true — the BBC has gone to great lengths to thoroughly report it — the fact remains that all the best dating urban legends do involve poo. But why? We can date men from the internet and sleep with them without being slut-shamed. We can talk about periods.
Woman who dropped poo out the window on Tinder date explains what happened
It has to be one of the strangest first dates in history As far as first dates go, it counts as one of the worst to ever get splashed across the national news. Liam Smith took a woman to a restaurant after meeting her on dating app Tinder but things went downhill faster than skiers at the Winter Olympics. She ended up being rescued by firefighters after getting wedged upside down against a bathroom window reaching for a poo that she had thrown onto a ledge. To add insult to injury, the woman in question has consigned Liam to the emotional limbo of the ‘friend zone’, reports The Mirror.
The good news is that Liam raised enough money on a Go Fund Me page to replace the costly window and there was plenty left over for charity.
She told him “I went for a poo in your toilet and it would not flush. I don’t Caitlin Moran, who donated £50 and called it the “story of the year”.
These are external links and will open in a new window. A woman who became trapped between two windows on a first date – in which she threw her own faeces out of a window – says it was all a “terrible mistake”. The anonymous woman, from Bristol, was trying to retrieve her waste after finding her date’s toilet would not flush prompting her “panic response”. Posting on Reddit, she said ever since friends had been comparing her to the hapless TV comedy character Miranda.
The BBC has attempted to verify the anonymous date’s identity but the person posting has not responded yet to the messages. This story first appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by her date, University of Bristol student Liam Smith. He said the extra money would benefit two charities, one supporting firefighters and another that builds and maintains flushing toilets in developing countries.
His date said the toilet itself did not have a lid and was “honestly an awful loo”, but that Mr Smith was “so good” about the situation. He was so good about it though, just laughed with me rather than at me.
Don’t pity the woman who threw her poo out of the window on a date – she’s you
I like to collect pooping horror stories in the way I like to collect friends: abundantly, and without assessing if they’re actually good for me or contribute anything to my life. I’ve listened to many poo stories in my life, and I’ll continue to push harder until I find that ultimate tale: the golden nugget, the poop story to end all poop stories. So here’s one brown-plated gem, first reported by the BBC. In Bristol, England, a first date went disastrously wrong after a girl panicked, threw an unflushable poo out of the window, then got trapped upside down trying to retrieve it by climbing out of said window.
The case came to light after year-old student Liam Smyth, her date, shared his story online while crowdfunding to replace a window that was broken during the ordeal. The girl, who has not been named, was in Smyth’s house after a successful date at a local restaurant.
It’s the stuff of dating nightmares: you’re halfway through a date that’s going really well and nature calls, in an epic way. For one woman, taking a shit on her.
We’ve all had bad dates, but have they ever involved the fire brigade, a bag of poop and a crowdfunding page? Didn’t think so. A man named Liam Smyth not his real name took to his GoFundMe page to run through his date and explained just when shit hit the fan. It all started innocently enough, with a cheeky Nando’s that led to ‘Louis Theroux and chill’, but Liam’s date returned from the bog with some bad news. She told him “I went for a poo in your toilet and it would not flush.
I don’t know why I did this, but I panicked. Unfortunately, Liam’s window doesn’t lead to his garden, but instead there’s about a foot and a half gap before another window, and that’s exactly where the poo landed. Liam then went to find a chisel, but in the meantime, his date who is a gymnast, FYI decided to try and squeeze in between the windows and get the poo out by hand.
After 15 minutes of trying and failing to get his date out, Liam called the Bristol fire brigade, who eventually managed to free Liam’s date, but had to destroy the window in the process. As a poor postgraduate student who is renting from an apparently scary landlord, Liam has turned to GoFundMe to raise the money. Want up-to-the-minute entertainment news and features? Type keyword s to search. Sesame Workshop.
Woman On Tinder Date Gets Stuck In Window Trying To Retrieve Her Own Poop
It was one of the most famous first dates ever — but what happened after PooDate. It was three months ago when Bristol man Liam Smyth shared the incredible story of the first date which ended with a woman becoming trapped after throwing a poo out of a window. The story unsurprisingly went viral and reached millions of people across the world after Liam set up a fundraising page to fund the cost of the broken window.
Sis just told me a story about her mate whose tinder date spiked her food with laxatives so she shit herself? — char (@charrmunday) November.
Remember that story that went viral the other week about the Tinder date who threw her own poo out the window and then got stuck trying to retrieve it? Well anyway, Liam — the student who went on the date and later set up the GoFundMe campaign that made the story go viral — has now given even more details about what happened. On TV, this time. Tinder hires James Blunt to critique your profile. The year-old appeared on This Morning and went through all the grimy details, before finishing with a short update on how him and the mystery woman have left things.
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Is This Poo-Throwing Horror Story The Worst Tinder Date Ever?
By Christian Gollayan. An eventful evening for Temple fire crews. Thought your first date was crap?
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One student has posted the incredible true story of a Tinder date gone astoundingly awry. Firefighters were called after a woman ended up stuck upside down hanging out of a window after she got wedged while trying to retrieve a poo. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.
It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo. Seeing only one solution, I messaged our house group-chat, and went upstairs to find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window. My date had other ideas. She climbed further in and had the same problem. Eventually I agreed to give her a boost up and into the window.
She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck. Stuck fast. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap. She had been upside down in the window for around 15 minutes at this point, and I was starting to grow concerned for her health.
This is Liam whose first date involved a bag of poo and his companion being rescued by firecrews. Smyth said after he consulted his group chat he only saw one solution and that involved a hammer and a chisel. Even though she was stuck, she did apparently manage to remove the bag of poop. Smyth wrote: “She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came.
I’m not complaining, they did what they had to do. After going viral, Smyth says he received offers to have his window replaced for free, and will be donating all the money raised via his GoFundMe to two charities.
Remember that story that went viral the other week about the Tinder date who threw her own poo out the window and then got stuck trying to.
Source: GoFundMe. Liam wanted to smash open the window with a hammer but his date, fancying herself an amateur gymnast, decided to reach into the window to extract the poo. So he called the fire brigade — and after 15 minutes, she was free, but the window was completely destroyed. A few companies have since offered to fix the window free of charge, so Liam has pledged to give all of the money to charity. Add us: dailyedge. Notify me of followup comments via e-mail.
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This Woman’s Vulgar Story About Using Her Date’s Bathroom Is One Hilarious Nightmare
This is exactly what happened to Makela St. Fort in when she let the world in on what may just have been one of the most out-of-this-world, unbelievable scenarios to ever happen on a date. Yet, her story absolutely took the Twitter world by storm and even went viral. They went to his house, but when St. Fort had to use the restroom, she realized much to her horror, that the toilet was not flushing.
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Woman ends Tinder date stuck in window trying to grab her own poop ‘I went for a poo in your toilet,’ she told me,” Smyth wrote on his.
After failing to get rid of the faeces, the woman panicked and threw it out of the window, where it became wedged between two houses. She then attempted to climb through the window to grab it. With the help of Smyth, she tried to climb between the gap to pick it up but got stuck, meaning he had to call the fire service to set her free. The BBC Pidgin version of the poo-date story is all we could ever want it to be. You thought the Tinder poo story couldn’t get better. And then you read it in Pidgin.
Instead make di thing land for garden, di poo-poo come jam between two windows wey no dey open wide. It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows. World News. See related. Tinder couple to meet after three years.
Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date
Student Liam Smyth was caught up in the now-famous jobbie window trauma and has used the cash raised thanks to his viral story to help good causes. The man whose first Tinder date ended up trapped when she tossed a poo out of his window has paid for 20 new toilets in Africa thanks to his incredible story. Student Liam Smyth invited the unnamed woman back to his flat to watch TV and share a bottle of wine.
Unfortunately, owing to a story poo of my house, the toilet window does not in instead into a narrow poop of about a story and a chamber, seperated [dating].
Please refresh the page and retry. I f you’ve managed to miss the story of the unfortunate girl who got trapped in a window, while trying to retrieve the poo she’d lobbed out of it during a date, then where have you been? Because it’s arguably the funniest thing that has ever happened on the internet and a much-needed breath of fresh air. To surmise: After a meal at Nando’s, the woman and her Tinder date went back to his place. One of the best things about the sorry tale once I’d stopped crying with laughter – it’s one of those that gets funnier the more you think about it was how it seemed to prompt other women to spill the beans about the mad things they’ve done to avoid having a bodily function during the early days of a relationship.
After a few months, I’m pretty sure the staff considered calling the authorities. T his habit only stopped when the boyfriend in question bought me a brick of cigarettes back from holiday. He was confused by my horrified reaction having thought I’d be pleased and so I had to confess the truth about my poo pilgrimages. To say that he was appalled would be an understatement. Which is why, when they turn out to be true, we react with hilarity and shock.